tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-110909272011-04-21T17:10:16.228-07:00This is a blog about Joe and his space.Joe Schulenberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03417778364945814428noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11090927.post-1113270704652065172005-04-11T18:49:00.000-07:002007-10-10T08:54:10.475-07:00Odd's of dying in a car crash 6,200-1<br />Odd's of dying due to smoking 3-1<br />Odd's of dying while reading<br />a billboard on the side of a bus 4-1<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11090927-111327070465206517?l=joespaced.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joe Schulenberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03417778364945814428noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11090927.post-1113270526493446092005-04-11T18:47:00.000-07:002007-10-10T09:01:35.579-07:00My brother asks the serious questions - like what would be the result if Napoleon had a B-2 bomber?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11090927-111327052649344609?l=joespaced.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joe Schulenberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03417778364945814428noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11090927.post-1110034167235134412005-03-05T09:46:00.000-08:002005-03-05T06:50:02.380-08:00I went into Jamba Juice looking to develop some juicy bits of comedy, and I realized. The happy music, the smoothies, the bright colors, it's almost impossible to be depressed in here....<br /><br />Oh I tried. I tried to think about genocide, starvation, the war in Iraq, but I couldn't do it. I found myself getting happy.<br /><br />I'm thinking... "hold on... must be strong... must remain... unhappy...." but it didn't work.<br /><br />I thought... "just a few more hours.... I can make it to the evening news..."<br /><br />But I wound up leaving feeling giddy and happy despite my best intentions.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11090927-111003416723513441?l=joespaced.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joe Schulenberghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03417778364945814428noreply@blogger.com3